If Obama loses tomorrow, I say it’s time we resurrect the old Cascadia Independence Movement.)

We can have biodiesel cars, health care for all, education reform, and cannabis will be our number one cash crop. We will have multiple political parties. The Democrats will be a slim majority over the Pacific Green Party. The GOP will be virtually nonexistent, but the crazies will join the Constitution Party and the Libertarians will finally have a stage.

Seattle will be our capital. Vancouver will be our Paris. Portland will be where all the crazy misfits and rebels go. Eugene will be the old South. Bend and Spokane will become the new old west.

I’ll start a commune, and my friends and I will read stories to one another by fire light, dancing when the work is through and the wine is consumed…